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dampsandwich:

taimondo:

friedmangosantas:

lokis-guardian-angel:

shortbrunetteandsnarky:

rennerific:

dampsandwich:

why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long

why is the word ‘long’ so short

why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’

why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words

why are my feet size 11

i really wanna know why your feet are size 11

how did this happen

(via erynskinner)



hungarian:

u always hear “how long is ur dick” but u never hear “how deep is ur vagina”.  we must fight for womens rights



gorilllas:

when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down

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(via our-loves-insanity)